Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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