Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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