I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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