I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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