did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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