If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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