Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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