So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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