If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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