After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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