He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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