We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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