I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize