im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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