Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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