Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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