we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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