ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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