I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
