the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
either way he was missing a nipple.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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