I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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