everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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