i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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