let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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