Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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