So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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