U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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