girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
