Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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