Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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