i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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