It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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