Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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