Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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