i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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