did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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