Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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