So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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