I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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