my soul wont recognize me after tonight
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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