my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
