I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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