I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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