I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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