I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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