I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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