My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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