If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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