The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i dont even know how to be here
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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