? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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