Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Randomize
