Kiss
Puke
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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